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released July 17, 2013

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The Lumberjack Cowboy Heartbreak Trucking Company UK

"Perverse preachers” like “The Waltons on drugs!"

This U.S Alt Country Disco band will penetrate you with an abundance of filth and foot tappin’ thighslapin’ jiggery pokery of the lowest order.

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Track Name: Don't Take The Piss
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me
well you want a fight this time
well I'm the fighting kind
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me
well you want a fight this time
well I'm the fighting kind
don't take the piss out of me

FOR THE TEACHERS!
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me
well you want a fight this time
well I'm the fighting kind
don't take the piss out of me

FOR THE NURSES
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me
well you want a fight this time
well I'm the fighting kind
don't take the piss out of me

FOR THE POSTMEN
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me
well you want a fight this time
well I'm the fighting kind
don't take the piss out of me

FOR THE DOCTORS
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me

FOR THE BINMEN
well you want a fight this time
well I'm the fighting kind
don't take the piss out of me

FOR THE GOLFERS
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me
well you want a fight this time
well I'm the fighting kind
don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me.

FOR THE PORN STARS
don't take your fist out of me
don't take your fist out of me
you might not want to fist this time
well I'm the fisting kind
don't take your fist out of me

don't take the piss out of me
don't take the piss out of me
well you want a fight this time
well I'm the fighting kind
don't take the piss out of me
Track Name: Pony
I knew a lady she's complicated she had a theory we were all related
She had a pony it wasn't lonely she would love and feed him day and night
She missed her payment misread her statement and they came and took her pony away and now she's lonely without her pony
I can see the fire burn deep inside

We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
Their gonna learn don't take a pony from a lady
She's gonna burn this motherfuckin' town right down

He raised her pony from a baby she would ride it she was never lazy
Her papa left her with a pony and her mama died of flu in 44 but now she's lonely without her pony she stood up said “oh ma Lord, I got a shot gun you gonna get some” and she walked right down into the town

We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
Their gonna learn don't take a pony from a lady
She's gonna burn this motherfuckin' town right down

It was the weekend the town was busy with the anger she walked in to the bar
I got a shotgun you gonna get some now won't you tell me where my pony's gone?
She looked at Tony and said “Where's ma pony?” he shrugged his shoulders and said “I don't know”
She pulled the trigger with the anger and the power blew his head completely off

We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
Their gonna learn don't take a pony from a lady
She's gonna burn this motherfuckin' town right down

She went into the bar and they stopped and stared and they saw her arms and their powder burns, girls in the corner lookin plastic and phoney she said “Hey bitch where's ma pony?”
The anorexic barmaid looking skinny and boney she said “pour me a drink and tell me where's ma pony, I got a shot gun your gonna get some” she drank it down and blew her bones away

We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
Their gonna learn don't take a pony from a lady
She's gonna burn this motherfuckin' town right down

She went into the street and in the corner of her eye she saw a green green field and there inside was her pony and it was lonely so she ran to be right by it's side but now she's lonely without her pony she gets visits twice a year 45 years without her pony she ?????? and they shot her in the back

We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
Their gonna learn don't take a pony from a lady
She's gonna burn this motherfuckin' town right down

Now every year they come together with their ponies
They build a bonfire they sing about a lady and the pony and they watch the flames higher and higher

We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
Their gonna learn don't take a pony from a lady
She's gonna burn this motherfuckin' town right down

We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
We watch the fires burn
Their gonna learn don't take a pony from a lady
She's gonna burn this motherfuckin' town right down
Track Name: Stronger Than Jesus
Who told you love is the Alfa and Omega?
And that your heart will lead you to the only one?
It’s a curse, it’s the hammer that will break you,
It’s a poison hidden in a bon bon

Can’t resist them, the sailors and the soldiers
Taking aim, a rabbit on a rifle range
Pay no mind to what your mama told you
You’re the fool who’s chasing down the candy cane

Don’t you know love is stronger than Jesus?
Don’t you know love can kill anyone?
So bring it on; wars and diseases
You know that love can do you like a shotgun

See the people heading for disaster
standing in line just looking for a little fun
love is a fire, a hot hot blaster
with a vengeance burning in the Congo sun

We’ll believe there’s trust in strangers
any monkey looking like a saviour
It’s a riddle how
we’re still living now
Oh, how little we know, oh

Don’t you know love is stronger than Jesus?
Don’t you know love can kill anyone?
So bring it on; wars and diseases
You know that love can do you like a shotgun

Don’t you know love is stronger than Jesus?
Don’t you know love can kill anyone?
so bring it on; wars and diseases
You know that love can do you like a shotgun

Don’t you know love is stronger than Jesus?
Don’t you know love can kill anyone?
so bring it on; wars and diseases
You know that love can do you like a shotgun
Track Name: Eight Years Ago
8 years ago yeah you left me I think of you most everyday

8 years ago yeah you left me I think of you most everyday

8 years ago yeah you left me I think of you most everyday

8 years ago yeah you left me I think of you most everyday

Well I wake up morning see your face

call you up 10 times a day

holding you in warm embrace

loving you everyday


And I’m loving you in my head

loving you till I’m dead

loving you in the wrong kinda way

8 years ago yeah you left me I think of you most everyday

8 years ago yeah you left me I think of you most everyday

I said rain rain down on me

rain rain down on me

rain rain down on me

raining down on me

Well I just want to sit and talk with you

have a drink and talk it through

maybe then you will see what you mean to me

and I know you got your life now

and I don’t want to freak you out

I just want to see you everyday

8 years ago yeah you left me I think of you most everyday

8 years ago yeah you left me iIthink of you most everyday

I said rain rain down on me

rain rain down on me

rain rain down on me 
raining down on me
Track Name: John Doe
John Doe killed ma son
now I'm gonna gonna get a gun