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Don't you ever get to close to ma momma's cherry pie!

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momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie

no you're never gonna get ma
no you're never gonna get ma
momma's got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie

don’t you ever get too close
to ma momma’s cherry pie
momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie

now when I was 6 years old
I’d go walkin’ through the mountains
down in the great valleys
walkin’ along through the long grass with ma hands

one day I walked up to the great majestic river
and I saw the fish jumpin’
and there on the other side I saw a girl
with red hair and green eyes
and I fell in love with her straight away

I jumped in that river
and I swam to the other side
she helped me out
she said to me ma name’s suzanne

me and Suzanne became friends
and we spent all summer playin’ with each other
and I took her home to meet ma and pa
ma ma and pa loved suzanne
they loved her hard

ma momma cooked suzanne the best meal she’d ever had in her life
and Suzanne ate it all up
then I saw ma ma comin’ outta the kitchen with the desert

well well
she ate the pie and the girl had to die

momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
no you're never gonna get ma
no you're never gonna get ma
momma's got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
don’t you ever get too close
to ma momma’s cherry pie
momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie

well I turned 16 all ma schoolin’ was done
and a found a job at the local abbatore
life was good and I got paid
every day when I used to walk in there
I used to walk past this lady
she had blonde hair and red lips
and her name was deborah
she was about 10 years older than me
but she made me feel so special
we would go out at weekends walking
and she would take me into the woods
strip me down and milk me like a cow
she was beautiful and I felt I needed to marry her
so I took her home to meet ma ma and pa
my ma and pa loved deborah
they loved her hard
ma ma cooked deborah the best meal she’d ever had in her life and deborah ate it up like a pig
then I saw ma ma comin’ outta the kitchen with the desert

well well
she ate the pie and the girl had to die

momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
no you're never gonna get ma
no you're never gonna get ma
momma's got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
don’t you ever get too close
to ma momma’s cherry pie
momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie

well it’s a kinda sad endin’ to this story
you see ma momma she stupidly took her pie to the local fair and I heard about it
and I walked down to the site and I could see all the white tents there
and I could see the home cookin’ right at the end
and I walk paste all those pygmy goats pygmy rate and little’ fuckin’ dogs
and I walked in there like I was walkin’ into the saloon
and I could see ma momma’s pie on the table
and all them judges hoverin’ around it like coyotes around a deer
and they were getting closer and closer to ma mommas juicy red drippin’ moist cherry pie
and I swung ma coat back and I pulled ma gun out and I took aim

well well
they ate the pie
and they all had to die

momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie

no you're never gonna get ma
no you're never gonna get ma
momma's got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie

don’t you ever get too close
to ma momma’s cherry
momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie

momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie

no you're never gonna get ma
no you're never gonna get ma
momma's got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie

don’t you ever get too close
to ma momma’s cherry
momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
momma's got cherry pie
mommas got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie
momma’s got cherry pie

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from Promised Land, track released July 4, 2013

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"Perverse preachers” like “The Waltons on drugs!"

This U.S Alt Country Disco band will penetrate you with an abundance of filth and foot tappin’ thighslapin’ jiggery pokery of the lowest order.

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